customer_service Jokes

I called customer service to complain that my internet kept dropping. The agent put me on hold, and the music was so soothing I forgot what I was angry about. When she came back…

I called customer service because my new vacuum kept turning itself on at midnight. The representative asked whether I had tried unplugging it, so I said yes, but it keeps findi…

I returned a blender because it made a terrible noise and left smoothies everywhere. The cashier asked whether I had tried using the lid. I said yes, but it kept escaping throug…

I called customer service because my new vacuum cleaner kept turning itself off. The representative asked if I had tried plugging it in, so I said yes. She replied, That is impr…

I called customer service because my new vacuum kept stopping halfway across the room. The representative asked me to check whether anything was blocking it. I said, No, but it …

I contacted customer service because my new vacuum cleaner kept turning itself off. The representative asked whether anything unusual happened right before it stopped, so I said…