customer_service Jokes

I called customer service because my new alarm clock kept making me late. The representative asked what time I had set it for. I said I was hoping it would be more of a motivati…

I called customer service to cancel my meditation app subscription, and they put me on hold for forty minutes. By the time someone answered, I had achieved inner peace and renew…

At the customer-service desk, I tried to return a self-help book because it had not improved my life. The clerk asked which chapter I disliked. The one about taking responsibili…

I called customer service because my vacuum had stopped working. The agent asked whether I had tried turning it off and on, so I explained that it had been ignoring me for three…

I returned a blender because it kept making a terrible noise. The clerk asked whether I had tried turning it off and on again, so I demonstrated by placing it gently on the coun…

I returned a vacuum because it kept losing suction. The clerk tested it and said it worked perfectly; it only loses interest when someone tries to leave. Finally, a vacuum with …

I called customer service because my new vacuum cleaner kept turning itself off. The representative asked whether anything unusual happened right before it stopped, so I said, Y…

I called customer service to complain that my new vacuum was too loud. The representative put me on hold, then came back and said, Great news—we’ve arranged a quieter apartment …

I called customer service because my vacuum cleaner stopped working, and the representative asked whether I had tried turning it off and on again. I said, It has been off for th…

I called the airline to ask if my emotional support plant could fly in the cabin. The agent said only service animals qualify, so I explained that the plant had supported me emo…

I called customer service because my toaster kept burning one side of my bread. The agent said they would transfer me to someone who handles uneven relationships. After six minu…

I contacted customer service because my new smart speaker kept misunderstanding me. After twenty minutes of troubleshooting, the agent said, Please try speaking more clearly. So…

I called customer service because my new vacuum kept turning off whenever I used it. The representative asked me to check whether it was plugged in, and I said yes. She paused a…

I called my internet provider because the connection kept dropping. The agent told me to restart the router, then asked whether I had tried turning myself off and on again. Afte…

I called customer service because my new printer kept saying it was offline, even though it was sitting right beside me. The representative asked me to check whether it was conn…

I spent forty minutes on hold listening to cheerful music designed to keep me calm. It worked so well that when a representative finally answered, I apologized for interrupting …

I called customer service because my smart speaker kept answering questions I had not asked. The representative said it was not defective; it was anticipating my needs. Now it o…

I called customer service to complain that my smart fridge kept ordering healthy food. The representative asked whether I had enabled grocery automation. I said, No, but apparen…

I called customer service to complain that my package had been marked delivered, even though I was holding nothing but my phone. After forty minutes on hold, the representative …

I called customer service because my new alarm clock was waking me up ten minutes before it rang. The agent checked the settings and said everything was working perfectly. Appar…

I called customer service because my new vacuum cleaner kept stopping halfway through the living room. The representative asked me to check whether it was plugged in, then congr…

I tried returning a toaster because it kept burning my bread. The clerk asked whether I had tried using a lower setting. I said yes, but apparently the toaster has the same prob…

I called customer service because my new vacuum cleaner was making a terrible noise. The representative asked me to describe it, so I said it sounded like a dying robot trapped …