technology Jokes

My smart fridge sent me a notification saying I had not opened the vegetable drawer in six days. I was offended until it sent a follow-up saying it had stopped expecting growth …

I bought a smart alarm clock that learns my sleep schedule. After three nights, it stopped ringing and displayed a message: You clearly need this more than I do.

My smart fridge warned me that I was running low on vegetables. I opened the door to prove it wrong, and the light came on like a courtroom spotlight. It had no vegetables, but …

I installed a smart thermostat that learns my schedule. After three days, it started lowering the temperature every time I opened my banking app; apparently even the house knew …

I bought a smart alarm clock that promised to learn my sleeping habits. After three weeks, it stopped waking me up and started sending motivational messages to my boss.

My smart speaker started giving me motivational advice every morning. Today it said I could do anything I set my mind to, so I set a reminder to become a better person. It sched…

I bought a smart speaker to make my mornings more efficient, so I asked it to remind me to exercise, drink water, and stop making excuses. It set three alarms for noon, then ord…

My phone started suggesting I take a break after I spent six hours scrolling. I felt judged, so I opened the settings to turn off its wellness reminders. It suggested I take a b…

My aunt bought a smart speaker to make her mornings easier. She asked it for a reminder to drink more water, and it scheduled one every ten minutes. Now she spends the whole day…

I called customer service because my smart thermostat kept changing the temperature by itself. The agent asked if I had tried turning it off and on again. I said yes, and now it…

I bought a smart speaker to make my home feel more organized. It now reminds me about every task I have not done, in a voice that sounds exactly like my mother. I miss when appl…

My smart fridge started sending me reminders to buy healthier food. Then it suggested I stop eating ice cream at midnight. I unplugged it, and now it just judges me silently fro…

I called tech support because my smart speaker kept answering questions I had not asked. The agent said it was a new anticipation feature. Great, I said—can it anticipate when I…

My new smart fridge sends me a notification every time I open the door: Are you sure you need a snack? I disabled it after the fridge started sending a second alert whenever I s…

My smart fridge started sending notifications every time I opened the door. I turned them off, and now it just silently judges me like the rest of my family.

My neighbor installed a smart doorbell that recognizes faces, packages, and unusual activity. Last night it sent him an alert about me standing on his porch with a casserole. Th…

My family shares one streaming account, so we created a password nobody could forget. It was my mother’s birthday, followed by my father’s birthday, followed by the date the dog…

My smart fridge started ordering groceries by itself, so I checked its settings. It had learned our family’s habits and scheduled a weekly delivery of vegetables nobody eats. Ap…

My smart fridge started tracking everything I ate and sent me a notification saying my snack choices were concerning. I unplugged it, but five minutes later my phone buzzed with…

My neighbor installed a smart doorbell that announces every visitor. Yesterday it said, Please state your business, and the delivery driver froze on the porch for ten seconds. H…

I called customer service because my smart fridge kept ordering groceries I never asked for. The agent told me to unplug it for ten minutes. I did, and now it is ordering extens…

My smart fridge started ordering groceries without asking me. I contacted support, and they said I should reset it to factory settings. I would, but the fridge has already chang…

My new refrigerator is connected to the internet, so it sends me reminders when I am running low on groceries. Last night, it sent an alert saying I was running low on self-cont…