technology Jokes

My phone asked me to prove I was not a robot by selecting every picture containing a traffic light. I passed on the third try, but it still locked me out because apparently huma…

My phone suggested I turn on screen-time limits, so I agreed. Now it sends me reminders while I’m watching videos. At this point, my phone isn’t a device—it’s a tiny parent who …

I bought a voice-controlled trash can to make chores easier. It opens whenever I say, This is ridiculous, so now it has better emotional timing than most people I know.

My aunt bought a smart speaker to make her mornings easier. She asked it for a cheerful reminder, and it announced that she had a dentist appointment at nine and a personality a…

My grocery delivery app asked me to rate the driver from one to five stars. I gave him five, but the app said, Please be more specific. So I typed, He arrived before I had time …

My phone warned me that six hours of screen time was unhealthy and suggested I go outside. I told it to mind its own business, so it opened the weather app to prove it had been …

I emailed a company to complain that its online form had too many required fields. The reply asked me to describe the issue in 500 characters, attach a screenshot, and confirm I…

My smart fridge sent me a notification saying I was out of snacks. I opened the door to check, and it immediately updated the notification: You are also out of self-control.

My new smart doorbell sends alerts whenever someone approaches, so I installed it to feel safer. Yesterday it notified me that I was standing outside my own house looking suspic…

My smartwatch has become extremely encouraging. Yesterday it congratulated me for standing up, and I felt proud until I realized it had mistaken dropping my phone for a fitness …

My smart doorbell sent me an alert saying, Person detected. I opened the app and saw myself standing on the porch. Then it asked whether I wanted to report suspicious activity.

I called customer support because my password kept being rejected. The agent suggested a stronger one, so I changed it to I hate my password and the website accepted it because …

I bought a smart fridge that tracks everything I eat and sends helpful health suggestions. After three days, it stopped recommending vegetables and started hiding the leftovers.…

I bought a smart fridge that tracks expiration dates, calories, and everything I eat. This morning it sent me a notification saying, Please stop opening the door to see if your …

My smart fridge sent me a notification saying I was opening it too often. I changed its settings to silent mode, and now it turns on the kitchen lights every time I walk past. A…

My phone asked me to set up emergency contacts, so I added my sister, my doctor, and the person who knows where I put my phone. It rejected the last one because apparently I’m n…

I bought a smart speaker to simplify my life, but it misunderstood every request. When customer service asked me to describe the problem, I said it was listening to everything. …

My fitness app congratulated me for walking 10,000 steps yesterday. I checked the map and discovered I had spent twenty minutes looking for my phone while holding it. Finally, t…

My smart fridge sent me a notification saying I was running low on vegetables. I opened it to check, and it immediately ordered a salad. At last, a device that knows my eating h…

My phone tracks my sleep, steps, heart rate, and screen time. Yesterday it warned me that I spend too much time staring at it. I am waiting for it to develop the courage to call…

I bought a smart fridge that tracks everything I eat and sends helpful notifications. Yesterday, it asked whether I really needed another slice of cake. I said yes, and it repli…

My smart doorbell recognizes familiar faces. Yesterday, it saw me on the porch, unlocked the door, and immediately called my mother. Apparently, it recognizes danger, too.

I installed smart lights that turn on whenever they sense movement. Now every time I get up at night, the hallway lights come on and announce my presence to the whole house. I d…