technology Jokes

I installed a smart doorbell that sends an alert whenever someone approaches my house. Now it notifies me every time I come home, as if it has already decided I am the most susp…

At a smart-home demonstration, the presenter said the house could learn my habits. By the end of the tour, it had dimmed the lights, ordered groceries, and locked the front door…

I installed a smart lock because I wanted better home security. Now it refuses to let me in until I admit I am the problem.

My phone installed an update overnight and asked whether I wanted to improve my experience. I tapped yes, and now every time I open an app, it makes me solve a tiny puzzle first…

My refrigerator has a vacation mode, so I turned it on before a long weekend. Now it keeps sending me pictures of beaches while I eat leftovers.

My smart thermostat asked whether I wanted the house warmer, cooler, or more emotionally supportive. I chose emotionally supportive, and it turned off the lights, locked the doo…

I called customer service because my smart fridge kept warning me that I was running low on snacks. The agent told me to unplug it for thirty seconds and plug it back in. When i…

My smart fridge started tracking everything I ate and proudly announced it could predict my next meal. Three days later, it suggested I try being a houseplant.

I bought a smart speaker to make my mornings more efficient. It now turns on the lights, starts the coffee, and announces every task I have ignored. I miss my old alarm clock; i…

My daughter installed a budgeting app on my phone and linked it to my bank account. Every time I buy coffee, it sends a notification asking whether this is a need or a want. I a…

My smart fridge sent me a notification saying I had been standing in front of it for five minutes. I told it I was just thinking about dinner. It replied, You have been saying t…

My smart doorbell sent me an alert saying Person Detected, so I stepped outside to investigate. I stood there for ten minutes, waiting to see who it had spotted. Then it sent an…

My new fitness app asked me to set a realistic goal, so I typed lose ten pounds. It replied, Great, let’s start with the phone you’re holding.

I called customer service because my new smart speaker kept misunderstanding me. After ten minutes of troubleshooting, the representative asked me to speak more clearly. I said …

I called tech support because my printer was making a strange noise. The technician asked me to describe it, so I said, It sounds like it knows I only need one page and is perso…

I called customer service because my smart speaker had started answering questions before I asked them. The agent asked whether I had tried unplugging it, and I said no. The spe…

My smart fridge sent me a notification saying I had not opened the vegetable drawer in eleven days. I opened it immediately, hoping to prove the machine wrong. It suggested I bu…

I called customer service because my smart speaker kept ordering things I never asked for. The representative said I should change its settings. I did, and now it orders things …

I returned a smart speaker because it kept interrupting my thoughts. The clerk plugged it in and asked whether it was still doing that. It said, No, but I can tell you’re about …

I bought a phone case advertised as indestructible. I dropped my phone once, and the case survived without a scratch. The phone is in therapy, but the case keeps asking whether …

My fitness watch congratulated me for reaching my daily step goal. I was thrilled until I realized it had been counting the steps I took while pacing beside the fridge, deciding…

My smart fridge started sending me health warnings whenever I bought ice cream. I unplugged it, but it kept judging me through the freezer light. Apparently, even appliances kno…

I bought a smart refrigerator that tracks my eating habits. After three days of pizza, it stopped recommending recipes and started suggesting a therapist. The vegetables inside …