technology Jokes

My new smart refrigerator tracks everything I eat and sends me daily health advice. After a week, it stopped recommending vegetables and started suggesting restaurants. Apparent…

I called customer service because my smart doorbell kept announcing that someone was at the door. After three days, I realized it was not malfunctioning—it was just the only mem…

A woman called customer service to report that her smart speaker had started judging her. The representative asked what it had said. Mostly reminders about my bedtime, but I kne…

My smart fridge started sending health notifications every time I opened the door. Yesterday it warned me that I had been emotionally eating for six minutes. I unplugged it, and…

I bought a smart mirror that tracks my sleep, stress, and facial expressions. This morning it analyzed my face for ten seconds, then asked if I wanted to see the weather or just…

I bought a smart speaker for the kitchen and gave it a calm voice so it would feel relaxing. Now every time I burn dinner, it quietly says, I remember when you had goals.

My smart fridge started sending me notifications about my diet, so I unplugged it. Now it just sits there silently judging me, which is exactly how my old fridge behaved.

My smart watch keeps telling me to stand up, breathe, and close my rings. I bought a watch, not a tiny supervisor with a wellness degree.

My smart fridge sent me a notification because I had not opened it in three hours. I ignored it, so it ordered groceries on my behalf. Apparently it knows I am out of milk, but …

My smart fridge started sending me health advice every time I opened the door. Yesterday it flashed, Eat something green, so I took out the lettuce and gave it a better view.

My new alarm clock keeps waking me up five minutes before it is supposed to. Customer service said that is a feature, not a fault. Apparently it gives me time to regret having a…

My family finally created a shared password for the Wi-Fi, and Dad insisted it be something everyone could remember. He chose our street address, birth years, and the phrase do …

My smart speaker started playing soothing music every time I opened the fridge. I thought it sensed my stress, but it was actually holding a tiny financial funeral.

My smart fridge sent me a notification saying I had been standing in front of it for three minutes without making a decision. I opened the door to prove it wrong. It recommended…

My new alarm clock claims it uses artificial intelligence to understand my sleep patterns. After three days, it stopped waking me up and began scheduling meetings for my naps. A…

My neighbor installed a smart doorbell that announces who is outside. Yesterday, after watching me stand there for ten minutes, it told me to leave a message after the tone.

A customer called tech support because his new printer kept saying it was out of paper. The technician asked him to check the tray, and he said it was full. The technician repli…

My smart refrigerator sent me a notification saying I was low on groceries. I opened the door to check, and it immediately added ice cream to my shopping list. Finally, a device…

I bought a smart thermostat that learns my habits. After three days, it stopped changing the temperature and started dimming the lights whenever I opened the fridge. Apparently,…

My smart speaker started giving me relationship advice. I unplugged it, and suddenly I was in the healthiest relationship I had experienced all year.

My fitness watch congratulated me for standing up. I told it I was only reaching for the remote, but it immediately enrolled me in a twelve-week program called Couch to Cushion.

My new fridge connects to the internet and tracks everything I eat. Yesterday it sent me a notification saying my snacks were affecting my health. I unplugged it immediately—app…

My smart fridge started sending me notifications whenever I opened the door. At first it was helpful, until it asked whether I was actually hungry or just checking if my life ha…