technology Jokes

My smart speaker reminded me to set a budget, so I asked it to stop judging my purchases. It paused for three seconds and recommended a louder speaker.

I bought a smart lock that recognizes my face, but it unlocked for me only once and spent the rest of the week asking for proof I still lived there. Apparently, even my front do…

My calendar app suggested I schedule time to relax, so I blocked off an hour and felt very organized. Then it sent me three reminders, marked me late, and asked whether I wanted…

My smart fridge started judging my eating habits, so I called customer service. The representative asked what it had said, then put me on hold for three minutes. When she came b…

I installed a smart thermostat that learns my habits. Now it lowers the temperature whenever I open my bank app, so at least one device understands financial panic.

I bought a smart fridge that sends alerts when my food is about to expire. This morning, it started sending reminders about my life choices. I unplugged it, and now it just judg…

My smart doorbell now sends me an alert every time someone approaches the house. Yesterday, it notified me that I was standing outside my own front door. I had to let it in beca…

My smart doorbell recognizes every delivery driver, but not me. Apparently, I need to arrive holding a package before my own house considers me trustworthy.

I bought a smart doorbell that recognizes everyone who visits, so I trained it to identify my family. Now whenever I come home, it sends me a notification saying, You again? Eve…

My parents asked me to set up a family password, so I chose something everyone could remember. They rejected our Wi-Fi password because apparently nobody remembers it, including…

I gave my smart speaker a chore list, and it completed none of it—but now it reminds me every morning that I’m falling behind. I didn’t buy a home assistant; I bought a tiny roo…

I bought a smart refrigerator that sends alerts when food is about to expire. Yesterday it warned me about a container in the back, so I opened it wearing gloves. The fridge imm…

My friend bought a smart fridge that tracks everything he eats and sends him weekly health reports. Last night, it refused to open the freezer until he took a walk. His applianc…

My new smart home system turns on the lights whenever I enter a room. I called support, and they said it was probably sensing motion. That was comforting until it started turnin…