transportation Jokes

I boarded the train’s quiet car and proudly made it twenty minutes without saying a word. Then my stomach growled so loudly that a woman across the aisle whispered, Please keep …

At the mechanic, I was asked whether my car made any strange noises. I said only when I pass the dealership. It whispers, We could have been happy.

I accidentally boarded the train’s quiet car and tried to apologize to everyone for my noisy suitcase. A conductor gently pointed to the sign and said the car was for silence, n…

On the train, I sat in the Quiet Car and accidentally sneezed. Three passengers looked at me like I had announced a merger; apparently, the only acceptable sound is the train ex…